Michael A. Raithel's SAS Limerick #1

SAS Programming Professionals,

Something to make you smile while writing your programs today:

    At the corporate headquarters of a premier hotel,

    Managers had all of their data locked up in Excel,

    So they hired a SAS programmer named Miles,

    Who had SAS Access Interface to PC Files,

    Now they thoroughly understand their clientele.

Best of luck in all your SAS endeavors!

---MMMMIIIIKKKKEEEE

(aka Michael A. Raithel)

Author of the new cult classic for computer programmers:  It Only Hurts When I Hit <ENTER>
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